Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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