I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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