That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Vodka?
Forever.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
