I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.