THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
