South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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