spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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