Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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