mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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