Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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