Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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