i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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