I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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