I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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