They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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