Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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