he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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