no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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