what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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