I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
