I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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