Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Randomize
