Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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