He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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