So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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