She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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