is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
