Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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