I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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