Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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