I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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