yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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