I'm really into asian looking animals
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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