question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
operation have a gay friend backfired
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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