In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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I want her autograph on my taint
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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