i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
you made out with another girl for some wings
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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