also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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