Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we're making bets on your personal life
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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