I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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