so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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