He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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