the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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