I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
