I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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