Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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whose parrot is this?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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