This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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