Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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