My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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