youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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