IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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