i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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