is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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