I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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